I have a confession to make.
In 4th grade, I changed the word ‘hit’ to ‘shit’ in a large number of school library books. I blame my three delinquent older brothers for this, fully. But that’s not really what I wanted to confess. Although, I do feel like a weight has been lifted. Thanks for being my priest, guys.
Anyway, what I REALLY wanted to confess is that I. Hate. Salmon. Along with most other fish that appears to be delicious and that I really, really WANT to like, but every time I’ve tasted it, I’ve immediately had to spit it into a napkin as soon as that disgusting fishy taste hit my tastebuds. As you can imagine, this has gotten me blacklisted from many a fancy dinner party. That, and the fact I typically end up with a lampshade on my head. Whatever. What the hell are lampshades for anyway? Lamps? Psssh. Why are they so hat-shaped then? It’s very confusing.
But I’m getting off on a tangent now, when my real purpose for being here is to report that I’ve experienced a miracle! And not like that one time I found a Jesus-shaped Pringle. NO! This is bigger! You see, in an effort to eat healthier (In between weeks of eating bacon and gravy and French fries and tacos.), I decided to give salmon another shot. I was determined to like it, damn it, and to bask in the healthiness of all those Omega 3s. And BEHOLD! A delicious baked salmon dish was born! And holy shit, it’s delicious. Not to mention simple, and not even remotely fishy-tasting. And when I say that, I really mean it, because I am very fishy-taste sensitive. Girl Scout’s honor. I think I got kicked out of Girl Scouts for stealing Thin Mints, but still. Trust me.
Here’s how you do it!
Salmon-In-A-Packet
(That’s sorta fun to say real fast.)
Prep time: Approximately 4.3 minutes.
Cooking time: 20 minutes. That’s it! Super fast and easy. Like your mom. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry. Anyhooo…
Stuff you need (This recipe is for only 2 filets, but you can make more, too, if you’re real hungry. I did. I ain’t ashamed.):
- 2 large rectangles of parchment paper, at least double the size of each filet
- 2 – 6 oz fresh salmon filets
- 1 lemon, sliced
- 4 – 6 sprigs fresh rosemary
- Salt, pepper, garlic powder to taste
What to do:
- Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
- Salt, pepper, and garlic salmon filets on each side, and place in center of parchment paper square.
- Place rosemary sprigs on top of filets, followed by lemon slices.
- Fold up and crimp edges of parchment paper, creating a cozy, sealed salmon packet.
- Place packets in a large glass pan, or rimmed cookie sheet, whatever you got, and bake for 20 minutes.
- Remove from oven, carefully remove filets from packet, get rid of the lemon and rosemary (Or keep ‘em on there for presentation if you wanna be super fancy, but I wouldn’t recommend eating them.), and chow down on the moist flaky, non-fishy fish! You won’t be sorry.
I can’t believe I just used the word ‘moist’. I hate that word. But it really is moist. I can’t think of another word. Steamy? Wet? Neither of those sounds good either. Gotta go.
I’m always intimidated when it comes to cooking salmon- this looks straight forward enough! I’ve been needing a beginner friendly salmon recipe.
xoxo K
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I used to be, too! But this is pretty impossible to screw up. Trust me. I screw a lot of things up.
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I think i would’ve liked you in the 4th grade 😜
And very good point about the lampshades.
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i wish I had older brothers. They would have been responsible for a lot of shit. I mean hit.
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Coming from someone who loves salmon any way but raw, I struggled to understand your aversion. There’s something in this fish, and not many others, that just fills some kind of chemical void in me. I get a general feeling of well-being, and start humming Beach Boys tunes, tunelessly. Because I can’t sing. But I feel so good after a good bout of salmon that I Just. Don’t. Care.
But I have to give you a flap of the flipper for having the guts to go where nausea has gone before. Thanks for this recipe, too.
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Whenever I eat it, I do sort of picture myself beachside somewhere. Then I realize I’m in Chicago, and it’s 40 degrees.
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So the Beach Boys is a bit too much?
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Beach Boy weather is more towards July. And a little bit of trivia for you: Brian Wilson actually lived in my hometown of St. Charles, IL for a while. I’m practically a Beach Boy myself. Haha!
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